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SEASON 9 · 2011

Two and a Half Men: Season 9

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Two and a Half Men season 9 is available in the US on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Peacock Premium, Philo, and 4 more.

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Two and a Half Men season 9 streaming guide

Two and a Half Men season 9 (2011) has 24 episodes. In the US, it’s available on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Peacock Premium, and Philo. The season premiered on September 19, 2011. The last episode aired on May 14, 2012.

A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.

Season 9 Episodes

1
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Season 9, Episode 1· September 19, 2011· 21 min

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

2
People Who Love Peepholes
Season 9, Episode 2· September 26, 2011· 21 min

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

3
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Season 9, Episode 3· October 3, 2011· 20 min

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

4
Nine Magic Fingers
Season 9, Episode 4· October 10, 2011· 21 min

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

5
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Season 9, Episode 5· October 17, 2011· 20 min

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

6
The Squat and Hover
Season 9, Episode 6· October 24, 2011· 21 min

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

7
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Season 9, Episode 7· October 31, 2011· 19 min

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

8
Thank You for the Intercourse
Season 9, Episode 8· November 7, 2011· 21 min

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

9
Frodo's Headshots
Season 9, Episode 9· November 14, 2011· 21 min

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

10
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Season 9, Episode 10· November 21, 2011· 21 min

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

11
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Season 9, Episode 11· December 5, 2011· 20 min

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

12
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Season 9, Episode 12· December 12, 2011· 21 min

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

13
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Season 9, Episode 13· January 2, 2012· 20 min

Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

14
A Possum on Chemo
Season 9, Episode 14· January 16, 2012· 20 min

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

15
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Season 9, Episode 15· February 6, 2012· 21 min

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

16
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Season 9, Episode 16· February 13, 2012· 20 min

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

17
Not in My Mouth!
Season 9, Episode 17· February 20, 2012· 19 min

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

18
The War Against Gingivitis
Season 9, Episode 18· February 27, 2012· 21 min

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

19
Palmdale, Ech
Season 9, Episode 19· March 19, 2012· 21 min

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

20
Grandma's Pie
Season 9, Episode 20· April 9, 2012· 21 min

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

21
Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
Season 9, Episode 21· April 16, 2012· 21 min

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

22
Why We Gave Up Women
Season 9, Episode 22· April 30, 2012· 21 min

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

23
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Season 9, Episode 23· May 7, 2012· 21 min

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.

24
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Season 9, Episode 24· May 14, 2012· 21 min

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

In the US, Two and a Half Men season 9 is available on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, and Peacock Premium. This episode list is updated as new episodes air.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where can I watch Two and a Half Men season 9?

Two and a Half Men season 9 is available in the US on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Peacock Premium, Philo, Google Play Movies, Fandango At Home, YouTube TV, and USA Network. The episode list and Watch links are on this page.

How many episodes does Two and a Half Men season 9 have?

Two and a Half Men season 9 has 24 episodes; the first episode aired on September 19, 2011.

Where can I watch Two and a Half Men season 9 episode 1?

Two and a Half Men season 9 episode 1 (“Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt”) is available in the US on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Peacock Premium, Philo, Google Play Movies, Fandango At Home, YouTube TV, and USA Network, along with the rest of the season.

When did Two and a Half Men season 9 come out?

Two and a Half Men season 9 premiered on September 19, 2011.

What audio and subtitle options does Two and a Half Men season 9 have?

Audio and subtitle options for Two and a Half Men season 9 depend on the platform; US streaming services usually offer English closed captions (CC).

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