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SEASON 3 · 2005

Two and a Half Men: Season 3

24EPISODES
2005YEAR
12SEASONS

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Two and a Half Men season 3 streaming guide

Two and a Half Men season 3 (2005) has 24 episodes. In the US, it’s available on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Peacock Premium, and Philo. The season premiered on September 19, 2005. The last episode aired on May 22, 2006.

Family ties tighten and tension rises as Charlie's wild ways clash with Alan's neuroses, leading to hilarious misadventures in love, work, and parenting.

Season 3 Episodes

1
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Season 3, Episode 1· September 19, 2005· 22 min

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.

2
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Season 3, Episode 2· September 26, 2005· 22 min

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

3
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Season 3, Episode 3· October 3, 2005· 22 min

Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.

4
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Season 3, Episode 4· October 10, 2005· 22 min

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them

5
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Season 3, Episode 5· October 17, 2005· 21 min

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

6
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Season 3, Episode 6· October 24, 2005· 21 min

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

7
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Season 3, Episode 7· November 7, 2005· 22 min

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

8
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Season 3, Episode 8· November 14, 2005· 21 min

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

9
Madame and Her Special Friend
Season 3, Episode 9· November 21, 2005· 21 min

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

10
Something Salted and Twisted
Season 3, Episode 10· November 28, 2005· 22 min

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

11
Santa's Village of the Damned
Season 3, Episode 11· December 19, 2005· 22 min

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

12
That Special Tug
Season 3, Episode 12· January 9, 2006· 22 min

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

13
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Season 3, Episode 13· January 23, 2006· 22 min

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

14
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Season 3, Episode 14· February 6, 2006· 22 min

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

15
My Tongue Is Meat
Season 3, Episode 15· February 27, 2006· 22 min

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

16
Ergo, the Booty Call
Season 3, Episode 16· March 6, 2006· 22 min

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

17
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Season 3, Episode 17· March 13, 2006· 21 min

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

18
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Season 3, Episode 18· March 20, 2006· 21 min

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.

19
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Season 3, Episode 19· April 10, 2006· 22 min

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

20
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Season 3, Episode 20· April 24, 2006· 21 min

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

21
And the Plot Moistens
Season 3, Episode 21· May 1, 2006· 21 min

Jake's teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

22
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
Season 3, Episode 22· May 8, 2006· 22 min

A girl from Jake's school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.

23
Arguments for the Quickie
Season 3, Episode 23· May 15, 2006· 22 min

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie's sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.

24
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Season 3, Episode 24· May 22, 2006· 21 min

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

In the US, Two and a Half Men season 3 is available on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, and Peacock Premium. This episode list is updated as new episodes air.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where can I watch Two and a Half Men season 3?

Two and a Half Men season 3 is available in the US on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Peacock Premium, Philo, Google Play Movies, Fandango At Home, YouTube TV, and USA Network. The episode list and Watch links are on this page.

How many episodes does Two and a Half Men season 3 have?

Two and a Half Men season 3 has 24 episodes; the first episode aired on September 19, 2005.

Where can I watch Two and a Half Men season 3 episode 1?

Two and a Half Men season 3 episode 1 (“Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts”) is available in the US on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Peacock Premium, Philo, Google Play Movies, Fandango At Home, YouTube TV, and USA Network, along with the rest of the season.

When did Two and a Half Men season 3 come out?

Two and a Half Men season 3 premiered on September 19, 2005.

What audio and subtitle options does Two and a Half Men season 3 have?

Audio and subtitle options for Two and a Half Men season 3 depend on the platform; US streaming services usually offer English closed captions (CC).

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